tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-19604099014622311322024-02-06T18:28:37.965-08:00The Critical FrogThe Critical Frog, unofficial reviewer of Contender Films and lover of cupcakes,
dishes out criticism to movies and video games alike.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.comBlogger121125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-33629037022134538842018-01-08T10:45:00.000-08:002018-01-08T10:46:19.366-08:00The Critical Frog: Jumanji- Welcome to the Jungle (2017)With many remakes of older films, it becomes necessary that the movie is updated to reflect modern sensibilities. After all, not only has your previous target audience aged up and probably wants to see a more serious take on the old classic, but their replacements have different tastes as well (you definitely could not get away with some of the exploitation films of the earlier days of the motion picture in today's politically correct society). Some audiences are looking for a fresh new take on a film from their childhood, and newer viewers are looking for something that can hold their attention. Sometimes, the combination of old and new works in the movie's favor- and apparently this is more common in jungle-themed films, as both today's film and the recent Jungle Book remake show.<br />
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The plot of the original Jumanji is simple for something with such an interesting concept- a magical board game themed around a jungle plunges its players into a danger-filled world that can only be escaped by winning. While it's not a fantastic movie, per se, it was unique, and eventually spawned a sequel of its own (Zathura). Years later it has been remade, and to try to adapt to it's audience's changing ideals, they've added a few things- some that work, and some that don't. Instead of small children discovering and unleashing the board game upon the world, it's a mystical video game cartridge discovered by high school teenagers.<br />
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I have to say, my only huge problem with the film is these teenagers in their normal high school setting. Every one of them is a bit of a jerk (especially Bethany, the preppy beauty queen), which is common for high school situations, but some of their lines are just so mean-spirited and frustrating (Bethany actually calls her friend in class during a test). By the time they all land in detention for one reason or another, you really want the game to appear- not out of interest but out of the desire to see something interesting rather than another high school drama. That's what the first ten minutes of the film feel like, and they're easily the worst part of the film. But this is quickly remedied by the four teens getting sucked into the video game, when they transform into the people we actually came to see. Unflattering nerd Martha is transformed into a buxom hottie, buff jock Fridge is replaced by the short and timid Kevin Hart ("am I still black?" he asks), Bethany's selection of the 'Curvy Genius' turns out to place her in the body of Jack Black (OK, that one got a laugh out of me), and main character nerdy Spencer gets the best slice of the pie. For he is transformed into Dr. Bravestone, smoldering buff man and all-around badass- or as we know him in real life, Dwayne Johnson. But with these new bodies, can they work together to defeat the game's villain and get out? Will they end up like the last person who owned the game (Nick Jonas)? And what happens once you lose all three lives?<br />
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I'll admit, I always do have fun watching Dwayne Johnson on the silver screen. The wrestler-turned-actor seems like a genuinely sweet guy, and he always looks like he's doing his best and having fun in any part he plays. There's a lot of joy you feel from watching The Rock just be The Rock- strong, savvy, and at times a joker- that really makes you like the guy. He manages to be likable in any role he's in- which is all I can ask for an actor. So it goes without saying that he and the other game actors are easily the best part of the film. Johnson and Kevin Hart have worked together well in the past (see 'Central Intelligence', which was OK), and Jack Black is always fun to watch. Together they play off each other well, and that's one of the highlights of the film.<br />
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The other is the setting: much like the Jungle Book remake (except with less sultry-voiced snakes and Christopher Walken), everything in the jungle is alive and breathing. You can see the plants moving in the wind, the fire flickering on the torches, and the breathing of the animals. It's really spectacular to see- it can be wide and daunting when it wants to or cramped and claustrophobic when it calls for it. Some of the areas are laid out like a video game, with enemies to fight, hazards to avoid, and even puzzles, bosses, and 'cheat codes'- which is a nice little touch that fits the theme.<br />
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Overall, is it a very good film? I wouldn't call it that. There's a lot of plot holes, some stupid character choices and bad comedy (at one point Bethany is shocked she now owns a penis, which leads to a literal peeing lesson), and of course the beginning could throw a lot of people off as to what kind of film the second act and beyond becomes. But once the teens get sucked into the game, it's a nice little romp. Definitely not a classic, but a fun hour of corny action and goofball jungle adventures. It's worth a watch just to see The Rock's legendary smolder in action.<br />
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This movie opens the door to all sorts of sequels. Here are some of my ideas:<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-29305668114061048162017-12-29T08:08:00.000-08:002017-12-29T08:08:29.643-08:00The Critical Frog: Star Wars- The Last Jedi (Spoilers)I've been away from the theater, and likewise blogging for a while due to my college experience calling for less general amusement and more nose-to-the-grindstone work, especially given my current situation. But as I've been reminded, it's not exactly a good idea to apply for a job without any credibility. So, for the sake of experience and writing bases, the blog is back open. Expect posts...whenever I see a film.<br />
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Kicking off the glorious return is a film that had a lot of hype behind it, and for obvious reasons: the public is always happy to see a new Star Wars film. The series has grown such a phenomenal amount from its beginnings and has become a global powerhouse with its legacy as one of the greatest series of films ever written. I'm fairly convinced you could just make an hour and thirty minutes of Wookiee screaming and it would be a blockbuster hit (nevermind, that one didn't turn out so well) with how popular the franchise is. And why wouldn't something like Star Wars be? With memorable characters, an engaging story and a fantastic score, it's no wonder the series has stood the test of time. And now with the acquisition of Lucasarts by Disney, it's free to continue its ventures into a galaxy far, far away so long as they are profitable. So what did people think of the newest addition to one of the greatest sagas ever told?<br />
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Let's just say some people don't take change well.<br />
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We can talk about a lot of things that people complain about regarding the newer Star Wars movies. The somewhat bland and self-insert-like main characters, the somewhat recycled story, and most notably, the newer films having the audacity to kill off the heroes of the classics. But I have NEVER seen a Star Wars film so split down the middle opinion-wise as The Last Jedi. Where do I begin?<br />
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In this film, now that main character and up-and-coming Jedi Rey has located and made contact with the legendary hero Luke Skywalker, she attempts to coerce him to train her and rejoin the rebellion in order to defeat his former pupil (Edward Lightsaberhands) while the remaining Rebel alliance faces trouble after a First Order trap leaves the command structure in turmoil (Princess Leia has been rendered unconscious, and Admiral Ackbar has been killed by, ironically, the trap). The rebels are facing a problem on two fronts- not only are the First Order ships somehow able to track them through lightspeed and pin them down under constant fire, but their light of hope Luke seems to have no intention of training the young Jedi who sought his help. The Rebels are running out of fuel and manpower, with the First Order closing in.<br />
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At the same time, Finn the Stormtrooper wakes up from the injuries he endured in The Force Awakens, and is stopped from finding Rey by the pinning down of the Rebel fleet. After learning from Rebel mechanic Rose that there is a tracker on the ship of the First Order's leader, the two seek a way to disable it and allow the Rebels to escape safely. But both the plans of Rey and Finn may hit a grinding halt due to the interventions of the First Order- especially Rey, who finds herself telepathically linked to villainous Jedi Kylo Ren (Ben Solo). He seeks to convert her to to the dark side at any cost- even if it means destroying everything to get to her (and being shirtless). These plot lines come together on the ship of Supreme Leader Snoke- the big boss of the First Order- in a battle to protect what is left of the Rebels, and indeed the last shards of hope in the galaxy. Is it true what Kylo Ren says? Is it time for the past- including the Jedi religion- to die? And if so, who will die with it?<br />
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On the surface, there's a lot to like about this film: Luke Skywalker as a jaded old man, lightsaber battles, epic spaceship combat, and the return of some fan favorite characters are all mixed with the wonderful scenery and score one comes to expect from a Star Wars film- that's something that not even the worst of the films have been able to fully mess up. And yeah: it's still Star Wars at its heart, which is never a really bad thing. But the problems come when you look at a lot of the newer aspects- specifically, the side plots and new characters. I'm talking mainly about one character in particular that really drives home a few of the issues in the newer series: Rose.<br />
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Engineer Rose (I don't remember her last name, so let's go with Quartz) represents one of the things I find most irritating about art: the Mary Sue in a pure form. It kind of reminds me of a fanfiction story. She's got every trope on the list- she appeared in The Force Awakens for a brief moment, but suddenly gets thrust into a starring role, has a romantic moment with a main character, is supposedly extremely talented, has a sad backstory, survives a deadly situation, etc. While it's not a horrible version of the trope, it's certainly an obvious one. But the real problem I have with Rose is this- her subplot seems to go nowhere.<br />
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The subplot is one of the huge problems with the film- about Finn and Rose needing to disable the tracker on Snoke's ship. Fine and dandy, but they never actually get to that- they're stopped and almost executed- so in reality, there isn't much reason for her to be there- it's Finn who takes out all the enemies and manuvers them around the ship. If he's doing so much already, why not have Finn, a former trooper on the ship, be able to disable the tracker? Or better yet, bring along a droid- you certainly have one to spare. Not only that, but Rose and Finn partake in destroying a planetary paradise for the high-class spaceman (which is supposed to be for arms dealers) in order to escape. And they don't go silently- they tear through the casino, crash through the houses, and utterly wreck the place- for no other reason than, I guess, "Screw the 1%". In fact, they denote more time to them wrecking the upper class than actually disabling the tracker. And all that means absolutely nothing- they're saved by the Rebels anyway, and Rose later almost kills herself while trying to stop Finn from destroying a First Order gun (that gun would later proceed to break the last line of defense the Rebels had). It's a useless plot, and something that ruins most of the film with its pointlessness. Other aspects (like the Porgs, those space penguin things they ham up in the trailer) really don't serve much purpose (the Porgs are only in the first half of the film and the very end, and mostly just scream), and some of the main stories are just a bit silly (I have no idea why Rey and Kylo are connected). The stories are the big issue here, and a lot of the plot twists are frustrating.<br />
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But once again, it's the action that saves The Last Jedi from entering prequel territory. There's a lot of great stuff on display here- from a tag-team lightsaber battle against Snoke's elite guards to an impressive display of a ship being bisected by a lightspeed charge. The ship battles and even the finale are orchestrated beautifully, and even the destruction of the high-class area is shown with a high-speed chase. The action sequences bring a lot to the film- and much like any Star Wars, they're the highlight.<br />
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Overall Rating: 6.5/7 out of 10<br />
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Yes, it's a Star Wars film. But there's a lot of things that slow it down.The great action and tense scenes are balanced out with slow and at times irritating scenes- it's like The Empire Strikes Back on one side and The Phantom Menace on the other. Half the time you have these great sequences, but the other half is boring exposition and characters that are hard to grow attatched to. It's definitely not the worst Star Wars (The Phantom Menace is still a thing), but it's not the best. If you like Star Wars, you'll probably like this one too. My advice? Watch the Jedi training, Rebel scenes and finale. Skip over Finn and Rose- just assume it didn't work and move on.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-72088583215428363052017-07-09T17:48:00.001-07:002017-07-09T17:48:51.859-07:00The Critical Frog: SOAC Act 5: BugCarpolypseAs I'm currently in Colorado, it's time for another Smile of a Child TV network review! It seems like the network has made some changes since the last time around- not only is it sporting a new logo, but it seems to have slowed down or even ceased airing some shows: it looks like some of the bad shows that I discussed in my past reviews are either being shown less or not at all ("Ewe Know" has been completely scrapped in favor of public domain with "Lassie" reruns). It looks like the network may start to be improving over time- but there are still a few themes to cover before we can leave the channel alone for a while.<br />
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One of the main themes of the cartoons I see on this network (aside from freaking rocks- seriously, what was up with RocKids TV?) happen to be bug-related cartoons. There's about three on the small network that has few shows already. What is peculiar about each of these shows isn't their themes- all of which generally deal with being a good person-but the differing styles of animation. While both Hermie and Friends and The Adventures of Carlos Caterpillar are made with 3D Rendering, the best of the three (Bugtime Adventures) is animated in typical 2-d style like an old Winnie the Pooh cartoon. While these shows are very similar in tone and theme (with insects learning lessons about life and at times facing problems), it's the design choices and voice acting that sets Hermie and Friends above Carlos: the cast includes voices such as Tim Conway and Don Knotts, but the animation is so stilted that it ends up delving into the uncanny valley. There isn't really much to talk about with these three, though- they're all generally the same with mild differences in the animation and tone. If I had to pick one, I'd say that Bugtime is the best of the three as its designs work well and it's characters are strong- but otherwise, they're run-of-the-mill time fillers.</div>
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Here's another trend with some of the shows on the Smile network: anthropomorphic cars. Much like the insect shows, these three are relatively the same as well- little cars learning lessons about life, racing and being a good sport. While the likes of Auto B. Good and Monster Truck Adventures aren't anything to write home about, The Big Garage has one thing that sets it apart: it's claymation-style animation. This would be nice if the cars didn't look like horrific human/car monstrosities, but hey, take what you can get. They're definitely time slot fillers, but they're not awful, at least not by the network's standards.<br />
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When I first talked about this show, I didn't go into too many details as I hadn't seen much of it. But seeing the surprisingly good ratings of the show, I decided to give it another shot. And, to be fair, my opinions on a show change the more I watch it (except Little Buds, that still needs to burn), for better or worse. Looking back on Story Keepers, It definitely doesn't have the humor and charm of Veggietales, but does provide an interesting contrast to the rest of the shows on the network in its sense of danger and history.<br />
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The story goes that three children have fled from their city after Emperor Nero's holy war on Christians, where they are taken into hiding by a kind baker named Ben and his wife. From there it is revealed that they are part of the Story Keepers, a hidden underground network of people ranging from commoners to one of Nero's most trusted advisors, who are tasked with helping Christians escape persecution at the hands of Nero and ensure them safe passage to better lives. While doing this they tell stories from the New Testament in order to inspire and encourage their fellow believers with the stories of Jesus and the messages behind them. Unfortunately this puts them in the path of Nero's chief general Nihilus, who schemes to bring them to Nero for execution.<br />
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While the premise is interesting (sort of like an Underground Railroad story for kids) and the characters are fun to watch (Ben never gives up despite horrid circumstances, and it's great to watch him come out on top), i will say that the seriousness of the situation can lead to some legitimately dark moments, which even for these Bible shows are rare. Even though there's no blood, characters will be stabbed or harmed on screen, and some end up dying (again on screen). The show pulls no punches in showing what happened in those times: there is discussion of feeding Christians to lions, trapping them in caged holes in the ground to wait until execution, and poor Ben even nearly gets CRUCIFIED in the finale (it also shows JC's crucifixion, only blocking out the driving of the nails).<br />
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While this is of course mortifying to an older audience that such things would be in a cartoon, the writers of this series understand that if you're going to talk about the Bible, you need to talk about all of it. The good is mixed in with the bad, and to find out why some of these stories are the way they are, you have to understand both the dark parts and the light parts to get why the stories are still told, and how the tales of Jesus overcoming adversity give hope to the refugees. I'd be lying if I said I didn't learn a few bible stories from this show. It's nice to see a Bible cartoon discuss both the good and bad things done by the religion, and it's a refreshing change of pace from the typical overly happy attitude of the network. Definitely give Story Keepers a watch if you're into religious cartoons.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-34558227128324511332017-06-08T21:15:00.000-07:002017-06-08T21:15:11.172-07:00The Critical Frog: Captain UnderpantsThere are times when a critic has to ask a simple question of a film. This question can be good or bad depending on the context, and either open things to discussion or point out how ridiculous something seems. This question, of course, is "Why?"This is a question I asked myself many times during this movie. I questioned the motivations, the characters, the plot and the action. But the one I had the most trouble answering was perhaps the most simple answer of all.<br />
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The question I had asked was, "Why is this film so good?"<br />
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Captain Underpants seemed doomed to fail the moment the trailer hit the big screen: the combination of toilet humor, dirty jokes, and ridiculous situations is a relatively run-of-the-mill plot for comedies, and with such an absurd title and plot, one would think to write it off as a standard-issue way to occupy your kid for an hour and a half with subpar jokes and no novelties other than the trademark hero and his hijinks. But, against all odds, the film managed to get a set of good comic actors, a simple yet effective plot, and lots of surprisingly well-made wisecracks. It's amazing what a film can do with proper direction. It can turn a ridiculous idea into something truly unique (that's what makes films like Kung Fu Panda, and indeed Captain Underpants, so great).<br />
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Our main characters, elementary schoolers George and Harold, are two young students who like to pull pranks and draw comics in an effort to make other students- and themselves- laugh amidst the depressing atmosphere of their school. Their greatest creation: Captain Underpants, a superhero who wears nothing but his white cotton briefs and a red speckled cape ("Most superheroes LOOK like they're flying around in their underwear. This guy actually is!") and fights villains with his battle cry of "Tra-La-Laaaa!". Unfortunately, their laugh-inducing pranks and comics result in them catching the attention of their principal Mr. Krupp, who threatens to separate the two.<br />
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After their sabotage of an invention is caught on a spy camera (courtesy of Melvin Sneedly, the school suck-up), Krupp has all the evidence he needs to place George and Harold into separate classes, which they believe will force their friendship apart. In a desperate attempt to stop this, the two boys use the powers of a cereal box hypno-ring to distract Krupp- but, much to the surprise of the two, the ring actually works, and Mr. Krupp obeys their every whim. They quickly decide to make him believe he is Captain Underpants as a gesture of humor- which quickly spirals out of control when the now-nearly-naked superhero jumps out the window to go fight crime. Their greatest creation becomes their greatest problem. But maybe there's another looming around the corner- perhaps in the form of the new suspicious-looking science teacher Professor P.<br />
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Most of the film is what you'd expect from something with a name like Captain Underpants: the silly superhero runs around attempting to battle injustice (I.E a mime trapped in an invisible box or a marauding inflatable monster) while at the same time maintaining his secret identity of formerly grumpy principal Mr. Krupp. The Captain bungles his way through situations that leave George and Harold racing to calm him down before he causes any damage. But there's a lot of humor and heart in the film, and a lot of it stems from the boys and the captain himself: the boys do display a genuine comradery and enjoyment from being with each other, and they do believe that the jokes they make are for good purposes (Laughter is the best medicine, after all). The Captain as well, honestly believing that he is helping people,makes some of the situations even more amusing.<br />
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A lot of what makes this film work is how well the toilet humor is handled, and to be honest, it's a bit of a lighter hand than one would expect. Sure, the film has it's fair share of dirty and sometimes even adult jokes, but they aren't all over the place- and when they are made, it's by those you'd expect to make them (Captain Underpants is, after all, being made by elementary schoolers). Most of the humor comes from in-jokes to animation and fourth wall breaks, including references to the original books (the page-flipping action feature Flip-O-Rama from the books makes an appearance), and it's these little touches that make the film shine. It strikes a good balance between being self-aware of the ridiculousness of the idea and simply embracing the madness. Interestingly, the film consists of more than CGI animation: there are several different segments utilizing 2D animation, page-flipping, and even sock puppets for some cute cutaway segments. It's got a strong sense of humor about itself, which is something most comedy films struggle to do.<br />
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If you're not a fan of the books or just find watching a fat bald man in underoos jump buildings (they originally wanted Chris Farley for the role), then this may not be for you. However, if you like the idea or just want a good laugh, then I'd say it;s worth a look. Put on your cape and your favorite pair of briefs (everyone has one, dont lie) and check it out.<br />
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OVERALL RATING: 8/10<br />
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There's a lot to like in this film: the good-natured ribbing. The references to the original. The song by the legendary Weird Al Yankovic in the credits (this actually came from a reference in the first book, where the boys were accused of hijacking the intercom system to play Weird Al for six hours straight). It's a good film for a good man. Three cheers for our defender of Truth, Justice, and All That is Pre-Shrunk And Cottony.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-62797123498142242822017-06-05T13:32:00.001-07:002017-06-05T13:32:27.832-07:00The Critical Frog: Wonder WomanThere are times in film history where we encounter a character done so well that we would rather see their story than the one in the film they come from. Such is the case of characters like Loki from the cinematic Marvel universe (how did he go from falling through space at the end of Thor to leading an evil alien army in The Avengers?) or the T-Rex from The Good Dinosaur who supposedly drowned a crocodile in his own blood (which sounds way cooler than anything in The Good Dinosaur), who often become bright spots of already bright or even bad films. Wonder Woman took the bright spot of what was otherwise a slow, uneventful film (The less we talk about that, the better), not only in her theater appearance and personality as the sword-swinging wrecker of Doomsday's s**t, but in the casting of the actress herself.<br />
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It figures that you need someone hardcore to play someone hardcore. It's what makes actors like Samuel L. Jackson or Dwayne Johnson perfect for the roles that they are given. Gal Gadot joins this collection as a woman with a very impressive history- one perfect to play Wonder Woman herself. This former instructor from the Israeli Defense Force kicks butt both in real life and on the big screen as the modern Wonder Woman.<br />
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From the ancient Paradise Island of the Amazons comes Diana, their princess and mightiest warrior, who's life of peace comes to an end once a crashed pilot and later a platoon of soldiers find their way through the magical barrier to the island. It turns out that the ancient legends of war god Ares may be true, as the people in the outside world seem to be caught in a massive, neverending war- a world war, if you will. Diana sees this as Ares's doing, and seeks to leave with the pilot (Steve Trevor, who you may know as Captain Kirk) in order to find and slay him in order to bring peace to the world. She suspects the current leader of the German forces, General Ludendorff,<br />
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But it turns out there's more than one problem happening in the world: Steve has information that must get to the British generals before they can head out to the war. It turns out that Ludendorff has a deadly ally in Dr. Maru (known as Dr. Poison to the allies), a chemist who is in the process of developing a powerful weaponized gas that could spell doom for the allied forces. Diana and Steve form a ragtag group of allies to help them (actor Sameer, sniper Charley, explosives expert The Chief<br />
and secretary Etta Candy), and head out to stop the production of Maru's gas as well as kill who Diana believes is Ares, which (in her eyes) will immediately end all wars. But is it really the fault of a god that hasn't been seen in centuries? And more importantly, how will Diana deal with society?<br />
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It's interesting to see the conflicting ideals in this film: an Amazon's pride and duty to defend all mixed with the belief that not all can be saved during war, and that casualties are common. Still, Diana fights through the battlefields of World War 1 armed with a sword and shield on her quest, plowing through the German soldiers.<br />
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Wonder Woman finally breaks the trend of DC films being awful lately: it's not perfect, sure, but it's still a strong film. Gal Gadot brings dignity and power to the role, the action is great, and the serious moments about war are very poetically done. Perhaps with Wonder Woman and the upcoming Justice League not being directed by Zack Snyder, DC may hit form again.<br />
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8/10Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-38787853935813644452016-12-25T16:26:00.001-08:002016-12-25T21:30:28.346-08:00The Critical Frog: Equestria Girls 4: The Revengening (Legend of Everfree)<div class="p1">
Well, here we are again. Back on the blog, now that I have the time to spare. College can get pretty stressful. And what better way to blow off stress than returning to one of the common fixtures on this site- the Equestria Girls series?</div>
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It might be the bias that I have as a fan of the series that the universe of Equestria Girls is based out of, but I always enjoy reviewing these films. There’s a lot wrong with them, sure, but there’s always something that keeps me coming back. The characters are fun, the 2d animation has it’s moments and the songs can be downright incredible. I’ve had mixed opinions on these films, and each has it’s advantages over the others and their moments. </div>
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The first film in the series followed My Little Pony character Twilight Sparkle and her dragon assistant Spike as they enters the human world in an attempt to recover a mystical crown from the villainous Sunset Shimmer before she uses it’s power. In addition to dealing with hunting down a dangerous foe, Twilight must come to grips with a new world and body as well as encountering human versions of her friends back in Equestria (as well as reuniting the six main characters after an apparent feud). While it was by no means a masterpiece, it was enjoyable enough. The characters’ personalities stayed true, the physical comedy was humorous, and the story held itself together most of the time.</div>
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The second had Twilight venture into the human world once again to aid her new friends (including Sunset Shimmer, who has discovered the magic of friends and is now trying to change her villainous image) against the threat of three malicious Sirens who seek to use the school’s musical showcase to take control of the student’s minds. The main characters must work together to evade the Sirens’ spell and the sabotage attempts of the contest-crazed opposition to defeat the three musical menaces and discover why the magic from Twilight’s world seems to be bleeding into the human world. While the story was at times fast-paced or had unanswered questions (wouldn’t Spike be affected by the sirens too?), it did boast a wonderful soundtrack and a delightful trio of villains that easily propelled the film to become my favorite of the series. </div>
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But most intriguing to the characters is the tale of Gaia Everfree, a mysterious forest spirit leaving a trail of gem dust in her wake who is said to hold domain over the forest. It was said that she struck a deal with the first settlers that they could have the land for a time- but swore to one day return and take back the forest for herself. Suspecting a renegade magical being from Equestria much as the Sirens were, the heroes must keep an eye out not only for Gaia, but on Twilight- who fears that the camp and her magic are awakening something dark inside of her. Something she- and the rest of Canterlot High- would probably like to forget.</div>
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On the surface, there’s a lot of interesting things going on in the fourth Equestria Girls: the background characters develop themselves a little more (many of the well-loved background characters have fun moments or speaking roles, and even former worthless love interest Flash Sentry finds himself with a little development), the characters retain their personalities and enjoyable demeanors, as each character has their quirks and running jokes (much like the other two sequels, the characters can’t stop accidentally reminding the two former foes of how awful they were at the Fall Formal and the Friendship Games), and there’s a legitimately interesting story about human Twilight and her friendship with the other characters, particularly Sunset Shimmer, who proves that the two are similar in more ways than being cabin mates. There’s also some great chemistry between the other characters and their developing powers (there’s a fun scene where the girly girl pushes the tomboy into a lake). The songs are nice too (human Twilight has a short but sweet soliloquy, and Sunset Shimmer continues her run as one of the best solo singers of the bunch)- while they certainly as bombastic or synchronized (or often) as the second film’s, Daniel Ingram supplies a much more laid-back and relaxing soundtrack this time around. I suppose it fits the rustic atmosphere of the fourth film. There’s a neat villain who displays some impressive powers and a catchy song along with some reason behind their madness. And while the climax is a bit rushed, that’s run-of-the-mill in Equestria Girls films. There’s an interesting setup for a sequel as well- one i’m sure will come.</div>
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But, of course, we have to have to discuss the flaws. The conclusion is, of course, somewhat forced and sappy and designed to sell toys- as one would expect from a kid’s film. There’s a nice array of characters and stories, but most of them are shoved aside in favor of the development of Twilight, Sunset or Timber. Some characters have one line and are pushed out the door (Trixie, who was a minor antagonist in the second film (although you could argue that she was brainwashed) has one line and only shows up as a background character). And, of course, there’s a love story that slogs the interesting parts down. It’s not too badly done, but it certainly holds the film back. I would have also liked to see more of the powers in action, but maybe that’s just me. Regardless, Equestria Girls 4 is a welcome addition to the series- while not quite attaining the status as the second, it certainly comes close. Story and character-wise, it surpasses them all- but it’s lack of the musical prowess of the second holds it back from being the best yet.</div>
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-It’s the background jokes that really make the film. There’s a lot of in-jokes to the series that are fun, and we even get little shots at the characters from the 100th episode (I still think lyra and Bon Bon are into each other). I would love to see little slices of life at Camp Everfree from these character’s perspectives. That would be a fun mini-series to do. Someone get on that.</div>
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-Call me crazy, but I ever actually thought Filthy Rich was as bad in the show as he is in this film. I always thought of him as a respectable, wealthy, but still kind businessman. He supports the local farmers (he buys the first 100 or so jars of their apple jam every season), donates to the school and even takes time out of his work schedule to visit the hospital and see if the old matron of the Apple family’s farm is recovering from a supposed illness. If he’s this bad in the human world, I’d hate to see his wife. She was bad enough as a pony.</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-81834068044531966692016-10-21T09:42:00.005-07:002016-10-21T18:57:45.505-07:00The Critical Frog: Ms. Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children<div class="p1">
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Ms. Pergerine’s Home for Peculiar Children is ons of those films that bears such a striking resemblance to something else that it simply has to be pointed out. It may just be the nerd of the past that's inspiring me to make the far-fetched claims that the film adaptation of this book and a Japanese Manga are strikingly similar. But there are so many similar aspects in both Tim Burton's vision and the book to <i>Bleach</i> that it's almost impossible for me to bring up one without comparing it to the other. From the Hollows to the showdowns to the bizarre similarities during a fight, this film hits a bit close to what the live-action <i>Bleach</i> adaptation that's been rumored to happen would be- in both good ways and bad. </div>
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Our star of this film is Jake, a young boy who leads a typical life until he is thrust into an encounter with the monstrous beings known as Hollows. Here he is tapped to join an alternate world full of super-powered teens or adults known as Peculiars who are kept hidden from the modern world due to their powers. He is guided by the mysterious Ms. Peregrine on his journey to find a place in this new world- but when a powerful Peculiar turncoat named Barron kidnaps the mysterious woman and sets his sight on innocents for his own needs, Jake must rally a ragtag band of Peculiars to rescue Ms. Peregrine and defeat Barron once and for all- IF they can put up with each other.<br />
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Before we continue, I'd really like to point out some similarities between the antagonists of this film and the antagonists of <i>Bleach</i>. Specifically, their powers. You see, in both worlds, Hollows have the ability to take on human form by one way or another. In <i>Bleach</i>, the strongest of these Hollows are called the Espada, and they are noted for three things: the weaker humanized Hollows they travel with (the Fracciones), the numbers on their body detailing their order of strength (lower is better), and their ability to transform into a more powerful form (Resurrecion) that represents an aspect of death- one of the ten paths of darkness that can be the death of a man. The villain I want to talk about here is properly introduced as His Majesty, the God-King of Hollows, and Espada Number 2- Barragan Louisenbairn. His aspect of death is represented by his Resurrecion form's skeletal appearance - Aging, that which overcomes all in the end- and he shares more than a bit in common with Barron.<br />
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It looks like after all his years of ruling over Hollows, Barragan has finally met his soul brother. These two should get together and talk politics sometime (or would that be Hollow-tics?). Where to start? Not only are they both Hollows who take human form and have the ability to change shape, but their personalities are similar: both maintain a cool and collected persona on the surface, but have tendencies to maintain a holier-than-thou image of themselves (Barragan constantly refers to himself as the strongest aspect of death although technically Espada 1 (Isolation) is stronger) and to fly off the handle when lightly enraged to the point of cursing or yelling at their foes. They're more than happy to throw their power around and impose their authority, even to those who may yet be stronger than them, and can become a major threat when irritated. In addition to this, each deploys a pack of six followers- Barron's four Hollows and two Peculiar/Hollow henchmen he sends out to intercept the heroes as opposed to Barragan's six Fracciones- and have two other humanoid allies who they give orders to (two more Peculiar/Hollows or Espadas 3 and 1), one of which has beast-related powers and the other has powers related to the elements (one of the Peculiars transforms her body parts into those of a wolf/cat thing and the other can freeze people Vs. Espada 3's control over water and Espada 1's Resurrecion Los Lobos), one of which is killed by a character who's powers are rarely seen and only revealed during this series of events-oh, you've got to be kidding me. We're gonna move on before I find more to say about this one.<br />
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Did the book copy <i>Bleach</i>? It's possible that the similarities aren't a coincidence (<i>Bleach</i> came out nearly 10 years before the novel of <i>Ms. Peregrine</i>), but if it really didn't build off the Manga, this one is a pretty nasty coincidence. Until then, let's just look at it as a happy accident and hope that nobody calls me bad words for assuming such a thing.<br />
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Putting aside the similarities to a well-loved Japanese series, does the movie stand on it's own? Yes, certainly- the characters are charming, the peculiarities are unique (one Peculiar can animate things by putting grotesque makeshift hearts in them), and Tim Burton's directoral input grants some frightening imagery for the Hollows and wonderful scenery, as well as some amusing comedy (Barron gets a few funny lines) like many films. It's Burton live action, which is always a good thing. The scenes are wonderful, the fighting is creative, but a bit of it suffers from the slog of everyday life for the characters and the obligatory love scenes (there's no need to develop Jake any more than you need to; we want to see his shenanigans with the Peculiars, not the random island people). Jake himself is a bit bland, and quite a bit is left to the imagination- but overall it's a fun, dark little flick. I'd say it's worth a look for the Hollows at least- I always wanted to know what happened if The Slender Man had a child with Mortal Kombat's Barakka.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-57958631082466330002016-10-03T12:59:00.002-07:002016-10-03T12:59:46.240-07:00The Critical Frog: Wiener DogThere are times for every critic when a film hits a little too close to home. Whether it's a film with abusive parents being shown to a victim, or a drug problem in a movie seen by a former addict, sometimes a film's content becomes too much to bear for an unprepared audience. And while this can be expected most commonly in horror films where shock is needed, there's a proper time and place to be sad or out there. For me, the line is drawn when pets become involved.<br />
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At this point in my career, I'm practically desensitized to most acts of violence: there's always something that can surprise me, sure (such as The Joker's shocking 'Pencil Trick' in <i>The Dark Knight</i>), but not much in the ways of damage to a human body can shock me anymore in the cinema. But animals hit a soft spot for me: as a dog lover myself, particularly dachshunds, the idea of pain or illness affecting man's best friend can leave me with a gaping mouth. Perhaps the fact that the essential plot device of <i>Wiener Dog</i> bears a striking resemblance to a female version of my beloved Ace is what drives me to my conclusions about this film.<br />
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Before we start, I'd like to say one thing: If you're looking for a lighthearted comedy about the exploits of a cuddly animal friend or a pet's quest to reunite with it's owners, then please look elsewhere. You're not going to find anything of the sort in today's film. There are many fun animal films out there, like <i>Homeward Bound</i>, <i>The Secret Life of Pets</i> or even the recent <i>Keanu </i>(although that is admittedly a stretch) that one can watch to get the feelings that the innocent poster and name of <i>Wiener Dog</i> would lead one to expect. This film is not an adorable animal film, where one can watch pets and owners engage in wacky hijinks or tearful reunions. This film is DARK.<br />
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Allow me to put things in perspective. There weren't many people in the theater where I went to see <i>Wiener Dog</i>, none of which were behind me, so I had the opportunity to take out my laptop and take a few notes. The second note on my list is, and I quote, "Man, this film is depressing." The last five of these notes are in all caps and each include a unique expletive. Yep, it's one of those films.<br />
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<i>Wiener Dog</i> tells the story of a female dachshund as she is passed from owner to owner. Adopted first by a working father as a present for his son (who is recovering from chemotherapy), who christens her "Wiener Dog". After an incident where the child foolishly feeds Wiener Dog a granola bar (as a former vet-in-training, I can say that granola is not harmful to dogs in the dose shown in the film), she is taken to the vet to be put to sleep- only to be rescued by a vet tech who continues the story. The dog is renamed Doody and continues her travels being passed from owner to owner.<br />
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Despite what the title of the film would lead one to believe, similar to <i>Keanu</i>, the focus rests not on the previously mentioned Wiener Dog but on her different owners and their stories. As the years pass, she settles down with not only a family and a vet, but a grouchy old woman, a mentally challenged couple, and a struggling film teacher (played by Danny Devito, he of the magnum dong), and watches as they face life-changing experiences.<br />
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Because my job refuses to allow me to give everything away, I will regale you with a story relating to the climax of <i>Wiener Dog</i>: when the film premiered at this year's Sundance, reviewers were so outraged that they resorted to spoiling the movie's ending in their writings so as to prevent others from seeing the film. Draw the conclusions you will from that one.<br />
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<i>Wiener Dog</i> is one of those works that people are incredibly split on<i>. </i>They either love the dark humor and silent moments or they don't. And while I'm a fan of black comedy and dark humor myself (I grew up on a cartoon revolving around the grim reaper's wacky adventures), the darkness and sad lives on display in <i>Wiener Dog </i>can be too much. This movie is an exploration more than a film, and the dog is more of a plot device in the end. A few parts of this film work well (Danny Devito's story had a likable lead and some funny jabs at the screenwriting process), and the wiener dog is cute, but aside from that it's something too depressing for most audiences and sometimes too boring for the other end. If you want a dark, funny pet film, go for <i>Keanu</i>- the focus is still on the humans, but the dark stories are overwritten by the comedy duo in the lead.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-85903703439560596112016-08-21T09:37:00.000-07:002016-08-21T09:37:05.060-07:00The Critical Frog: Sausage PartyThe poet Shel Silverstein once wrote in his short piece "Point of View" about a young man who realized the thankless aspects of food once he began to look at it from his meal's perspective. This can make one wonder what exactly it is your food sees before it enters the cavernous regions of your mouth. <i>Sausage Party</i>, the first R-Rated animated feature in over a decade, takes the time to show us, and the results are ABSOLUTELY HORRIFYING.<br />
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<i>Sausage Party</i> is so over-the-top in its sexualization, language and brutality to food that it's no wonder some critics have hailed it a hallmark of adult animation. But does it really pull it's weight, or is it the shock and reintroduction of R-rated animation that sparks such glowing reviews? It's a bit of both, actually.<br />
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The film can be funny at times, but other scenes take the profanity and sexualized content too far. There's an admittedly thin line between too much and just enough, that very few shows can walk effectively (South Park, Bojack Horseman) that separates the good and the bad of adult animation. If South Park is a ten on the understanding scale and Family Guy is a negative twenty seven, than <i>Sausage Party</i> would be roughly a six. There are quite a few moments where the profanity fits (such as when a sentient potato is peeled alive, or when a character has an epiphany), and the sexuality works to the film's advantage, but most times it ends up looking too overdone.<br />
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The Suicide Squad originates from DC comics, and works in a way similar to the Avengers: Following the 'death' of Superman in the trainwreck that was <i>Batman Vs. Superman</i>, agent of the US Government Amanda Waller recruits several of the most dangerous villains in captivity into a makeshift task force to save the planet when planet-smashing heroes aren't nearby. With a combination of ace shots, nutjobs, and superhumans, can she pull the group together in time to stop any major threat? Or will the villains be too busy fighting with each other?<br />
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Suicide Squad provides us with a strong roster of villains to grow attached to: in addition to the acrobatic and ditzy Harley Quinn (who Frog may or may not have a serious crush on), we have the seasoned marksman Deadshot (Will Smith), fire-shooting Diablo, amphibious Killer Croc, and Captain Boomerang (for some reason). The squad is advised and ordered around by Waller thanks to explosive chips implanted in their necks, which will blow their heads off should they disobey her orders. But when one of the previously drafted villains goes rouge with a plot to destroy the modern world (Enchantress, who has the powers of whatever the writers need her to have at the moment), it's up to the rest of the Suicide Squad to put a stop to the evil Mary Sue. And what will happen once Harley's boyfriend gets involved?<br />
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Well, here we go. The big thing that needs to be talked about in this film: the new Joker, played by actor Jared Leto. It's been talked about and debated for a long time before the release of the film, and with his unveiling, people have compared it with the Jokers of the past. But my thoughts? Well, it's...alright. Not the best, but bearable.<br />
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He has some good bits. He has some good lines. But following the brilliant portrayal from Heath Ledger (may he clown in peace), Jared Leto certainly has big shoes to fill. But while Ledger's character was more calm and unpredictable, Leto's performance is far more manic and wild. It's not just a differing opinion: this is specifically designed to be more true to the comic than <i>The Dark Knight</i>. And, as the owner of several Harley Quinn comics (I am not ashamed), I can say that it is more true to the comics. Although, to be fair, once you've seen Heath Ledger in the makeup, it's tough to picture anyone else in it. Leto isn't bad, but he's no <i>Dark Knight</i>. But with a decent cast and a fun setup, how can this go wrong? Two Words: Zack Snyder.<br />
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I'm just going to flat-out say it. Zack Snyder is not allowed to be in the same room as a superhero film script anymore, alright? We saw how that went with his last few experiences. They've all had the same issues, particularly his lack of pacing. Much like in <i>Batman V. Superman</i>, scenes either rush or draw out with little flow between one scene and the next, and characters that bear no real reason for appearing in the story (The Flash is here again, for about two seconds again), typical tropes for Snyder, have returned from <i>Batman V. Superman</i> much to our chagrin. My personal favorite tropes come from the trailers, where lines appear that are not actually said in the film and scenes that have entirely different dialogue (Jared Leto has said that some of the film was never used).<br />
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DC has not had as much luck with the film industry as Marvel has, and for one simple reason: Marvel understands the roots of it's characters, DC isn't quite sure where to put them. Marvel understands that we don't want to watch the Hulk have an emotional breakdown. We want to watch him smash things, and so Marvel only uses him in situations where things needed to be smashed. We want to see Captain America in more serious situations, and so they only use him when serious topics arise. DC, on the other hand, DC feels the need to insert every character into every situation, and nowhere is this more sure than at the end of the film (which is a bit of a cop-out).<br />
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I want to love Suicide Squad. I do. The idea of villains banding together to do justice with their own goals is a fun one, and with a little practice, could become something like Guardians of the Galaxy. But, with Zack Snyder's "magic" touch, it falls flat in the water again, despite all the good aspects. The characters are interesting and diverse (Deadshot works to protect his daughter, Diablo has sworn to never light up again, and Harley is driven by a quest to reunite with her Puddin'), Harley in particular is very well-written (I don't care if she has a thing for crazy clowns, she WILL BE MINE), but the good just gets buried under all the mediocre. It's worth a look to see the new versions of some old characters, but aside from that, there's not much special here.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-90793214981874789242016-07-18T17:20:00.000-07:002016-07-18T17:20:17.829-07:00The Critical Frog: Don't Hug Me I'm Scared<br />
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I know it's not in my nature to discuss things other than film, but I wanted to take some time and take a break following last week's unfortunate news and talk about something that doesn't normally get brought up in the world of criticism: the independent online series.<br />
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It's hard to believe independently-funded film can overpower big budget blockbusters, but with a little creativity and a sense of understanding when it comes to the material, something made cheaply or by a small group can easily run circles around the creations of Hollywood. And while quite a few independently begun projects have admittedly flopped on their faces, the ones that do succeed become legends in their own right by defying the circumstances or otherwise turning into something special. Whether it's an indie video game that gets by on simplistic graphics to tell a meaningful story (Undertale) or a film that manages to pull it's weight despite a pathetic budget, the world of kickstarted or independently funded projects is something amazing. And today's discussion topic is a great example of this: the intelligent and horrific world that is Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.<br />
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Where does one begin with a series that has sparked so many theories and fan interpretations? I imagine we begin with the main premise of the series. Hold on to your sanity and lunch as we delve into my favorite online series of all time.<br />
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The original video of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared was released 4 years ago as a short independent film project, and quickly sparked an internet phenomenon with it's bizarre and sometimes nightmarish ideas and melodies. A Kickstarter campaign to revive the series for five more episodes quickly captivated the internet, and surely enough, episode 2 of the series, Time, came out three months later as promised. Since episode 2's release, new episodes were released at the rate of one every three months until the final episode aired last month on this very day. And what better way to commemorate the end of the series than by giving my thoughts on it?<br />
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Let me start by saying that despite the looks, this is DEFINITELY not a kid-appropriate series. It starts off harmless, sure, but oh boy, does it get dark quick. If you've got a weak stomach or are freaked out easily, let me say that this is most certainly not the series for you. But if you've got the stomach, I urge you to give it a shot. If you can stand the imagery, it's quite the find.<br />
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Anyways, to begin the story, it centers around these three:<br />
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I call them (left to right) Red Guy, Yellow Guy and Duck, because I'm pretty sure those are their names. They live day-to-day lives while learning about different aspects of life, such as creativity, time or love, all of which seem normal until things slowly become more horrifying (it's all fun and games until someone makes a cake out of organs). Things go from bad to worse when the puppets disappear one by one and the lessons become more and more demented. But what seems to be an ordinary horror show takes a strange turn as we start to notice some errors in the logic of the characters and begin to wonder what exactly it is that goes on in this bizarre world.<br />
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I first want to start with the characters. What ages are they? One can tell by looking at not only them, but the common date in every episode of the series: the 19th of June, and as we later learn, the year 1955. Red Guy is sarcastic, refuses to participate in the lessons, and outright talks back to the teachers (flat-out telling the teacher of lesson four to shut up)- very similar to that of a typical teenager, close to adulthood. If we consider the dates an aspect hinting to the ages of the characters, we could say he was about 19- close to moving out and not willing to listen. Yellow Guy wears childish clothing, misspeaks his words, and cries easily- like a 6-year old. And due to the slight clues in episode 2 (carrying a pocket watch, a picture of him in military dress) and the process of deduction, we can deduce the Duck is approximately 55 years old. A teen, an old man, and a young boy. These are the main characters of our story, and who are the targets of the never-ending horror ride that is Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.<br />
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The lesson of the first episode is creativity, and how being creative is a good thing. The teacher, a notepad, teaches our three puppet friends about some ideas to help them get creative. This is offset by the fact that she seems to have a problem with the puppets whenever they decide to do something they want to that they see as creative. When Yellow Guy decides he wants to paint a picture of a clown, the notepad gleefully destroys it by covering it in a black goo. And when she asks them to arrange sticks and leaves in the shape of their favorite colors, she objects to the fact that Yellow Guy loves the color green, stating that it's not a 'creative' color.<br />
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This pattern continues for the next episodes- the teachers suggest some topic or another to the puppets, who usually draw their own conclusions from the lessons. But when they do interpret the lesson their own way or try to think about it differently, the teachers get mad and decide to distract the characters with something else (when the puppets have some questions about time in episode two, the clock who teaches them about it never actually answers the characters and instead lets out an ear-piercing shriek).<br />
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If you've got a taste for the macabre like I do, or just want to see a good example of dark messages done right. then I highly recommend Don't Hug Me I'm Scared. It's not too long (the entire series put together is about thirty-two minutes), and if you can stomach some of the grisly scenes, it's definitely worth a look if you're in the mood for something twisted and intelligent. Check it out- it's sure to leave an impression. Or at least, make you want to get creative.<br />
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I've watched these videos over and over, and every time, I find something new. The amount of Easter eggs and little details that bring so much to the show is astounding, especially in the later episodes.<br />
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What's your favorite idea? Grab your computer, some 'healthy' snacks, and maybe your special one- and make some time to find out.<br />
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Death is a curious thing. There are those who embrace it and those who fear it, but none understand exactly what it is or why it instills the feelings it does. All we understand is that it takes things we love away from us. For most, the fear of death comes not from death itself, but from what it entails. And for me, the fear comes not from death, but from the feeling of hopelessness it brings. There is no stopping it. Once death begins it's descent, nothing can hold it back. And it took me a great loss to not only understand the inevitability of death, but the concepts of unconditional love and inner calm. The loss of my beloved corgi Buddy has moved me to emotional levels I did not think were possible.</div>
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Buddy was a Pembroke Welsh Corgi, adopted from a cattle farm in Florida before I moved to my current residence. While a tad aggressive at times, he was kind and protective, loving and sweet. No matter how bad my day was, Buddy was always there with the same smile on his face. He took care of my mother while I was away for months at a time. He was her protector, and the family's guardian. Everyone loved Buddy, and Buddy loved everyone- but especially my mother. He would never leave her side.</div>
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It was two weeks later when his right hind leg stopped moving. A month passed and it became both hind legs. I had looked at the reports, studied the corgi biology, and had Buddy seen by a vet. He was diagnosed with a paralysis disorder unique to Pembroke corgis. His front legs would be the next to go, and eventually his entire body would be paralyzed. </div>
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A few nights ago, my mom called me into her room. She informed me that his heart rate was quickening. I rushed into the room to see a slumped over Buddy with my mom crying over him. Buddy was alive, but still in pain. He was dragging his limp hind legs along the carpet. He walked over to me, and did something I will never forget: he placed his head in my arms and began to lick.</div>
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Buddy is gone now. He passed away peacefully. But I'll never forget him. He taught me about love, friendship, and unrequited compassion. In a way, I learned more from him than any amount of writing could put into words. And so I offer my simple thanks.</div>
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My uncle believes that dead animals go to a special place, known as Rainbow Way. His cat is there. So is my dad's dog. And now my own beloved pet joins them in what is hopefully a happier place. And so I say goodbye to my long time friend, the one who was always there for me and loved me no matter what atrocities I committed. </div>
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Bye, old pal. You'll always be my best Buddy.</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-20886809596901227752016-07-09T15:49:00.001-07:002016-07-09T15:49:51.945-07:00TCF: AnnouncementI'm really sorry for the delays, everybody, but a lot has happened lately. My computer broke down, for one, I was away at a camp and will be for a few more weeks, and to top it all off, I'm going to college in the fall. I may have to put the Blog on hiatus, sad to say, but I've got quite a bit in the works- including some personal stories and another SCP or two along with my usual reviews. I guess this is goodbye for now- at least for a few weeks until I can get this all straightened out. Thanks for always following me!Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-36351457489221892362016-06-13T17:07:00.002-07:002016-06-13T17:07:31.410-07:00The Critical Frog: PopStarIt's time for everyone's favorite show-PMZ! The show that somehow has thousands of followers despite providing no insightful thought or entertainment! Today we've got six people who clearly should question their life choices talking to a smarmy guy looking over a cubicle about pop star Connor 4 Real! Given, they're running a marathon of the 100 greatest films of all time over on the TCM channel- but why think when you can be immersed in celebrity culture?<br />
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I dislike modern celebrity culture. Really, I do. I don't feel the same way other people do when it comes to fawning over popular figures. It's nothing personal- I don't particularly hate any celebrities or have strong feeling towards most mainstream figures- I just don't share the common attraction. But because I have access to the internet, I find myself battered by the unwanted celebrity gossip everywhere I turn. This has given me insight into the smart humor of PopStar, and why it works the way it does.<br />
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This film is a look into the private life of the entourage and work of pop star Connor For Real, a former member of the Style Boys (a popular trio) who has made a huge name for himself due to his undying charisma and voice. This is offset by the fact that he is entirely detatched from reality as opposed to other characters. His posse includes his best friend and DJ Owen (a former member of the Style Boys who makes admittedly good music), manager, and interchangable army of tag-alongs. The film is shot in a way that is reminiscent of a pop documentary charting the life and events during a particular time in Connor's life- a time that tests him when his fame takes a dive and his second album turns out to be a complete flop. In desperation, he hires an opening act- but when this opener seems to leapfrog Connor's popularity and his struggles isolate him from his friends, can this pop sensation bounce back from a crippling series of humiliations and reclaim the trust of his team and his friends? And what about the third Style Boy, the one who has faded out of the public eye? Maybe it takes more than two to make a perfect team.<br />
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The characters of the story, in the guises of pop sensations, play well on the typical tropes of celebrity ignorance and entitlement: when Connor says something stupid, people will agree because he's Connor. If Connor turns his back to the basketball hoop, the people around him will tell him it went in despite it completely missing it's target because he's Connor. And, when a terrible wardrobe malfunction makes him the target of media hordes, people watch- because he's Connor. It deals with the positives and negatives of stardom, and in a way that plays with both the context and work of the star himself, as well as his relationships and publicity missteps (my personal favorite comes from his song about equal rights for gay marriage, in which he constantly has to bring up that he is not, in fact, gay) . It's a fun picture that messes around with every trope to the last (there's even a TMZ cameo), and while it may not be relevant in the future, it certainly will still be funny.<br />
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Do you think people at TMZ ever think about what they're doing with their lives? Are they able to work somewhere else, or is it some sort of prison? Is TMZ Hotel California, a prison we are unable to escape that may or may not be hell? Food for thought.....Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-18850653853741723852016-06-07T07:15:00.002-07:002016-06-07T07:15:42.719-07:00The Critical Frog: The LobsterThe strange thing about dystopian futures is that when you take a hard look at some of them, it feels as if they aren't too far away. When looking at cinematic universes such as The Purge or today's film, you can see the reasoning behind the dystopia as it pertains to today's logic. The logic behind The Purge, which creates a perfect state 364 days of the year at the cost of one night of insanity, can widely play on the tropes dividing anarchy and perfection, and shows the horrors people are capable of when they have the night to do anything they please. Today's film plays on our society's ideals of romance and couples being a massive aspect of today's media making people feel they are an outcast if they aren't directly involved in romantics with a partner. But coming from a single man, it's difficult to describe this need.<br />
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I've never been one for romance or companionship (this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm socially awkward and couldn't have a girlfriend if I tried), but for some reason people see that as a fault on the person's part. The Lobster takes this to the extreme, taking place in a world where coupling up is mandatory. Each person must have a partner at all times in the world of The Lobster- male or female, it doesn't matter- and people who have divorced or are not in a relationship are sent to a special hotel/institute for the sole purpose of finding one. Our main character is David, a recently divorced glasses-sporting everyman, who checks in to the hotel with hopes of finding a new partner. This place has conditions, though: After forty-five days, if he has not found his true love (shown by sharing something simple in common, such as being shortsighted), he is to be turned into an animal and set loose into the woods nearby. David chooses a lobster should he fail, hence the film's title. The head of the hotel also explains cleverly that most people end up picking a dog, hence why there are so many dogs in the world and so few of endangered species. This is what became of David's brother, a dog who accompanies him to the hotel.<br />
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Eventually, David meets some friends, but running his time short, decides to fake being a heartless jerk in order to escape transformations. After an unspeakable incident with the heartless woman, he flees into the wilderness to escape the punishment and coupling society. There he meets the Loners, a vigilante group living off the wilderness while constantly evading the nightly hunts of the people of the hotel. But in one world where he will be killed and another where he will be punished for being a couple (in the Loner camp, they slit lips with razor blades for kissing), is there still a perfect girl for Davd out there? And in which world will he meet her?<br />
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For the simple plot of a romantic film-date or be an animal- this film is seriously dark. No kidding. There are some pretty brutal scenes of violence and graphic talk (the process of animal transformation is partly explained in a grisly talk, a man gets his hand in a toaster for doing something I' not permitted to discuss here, etc.). But, aside from that, it's pretty interesting and entertaining to watch and think about. It's one of the few romantic films that leaves it's audience filing out with a thoughtful face instead of a smiling one. Throw in a cliffhanger ending and you have a unique idea with a tense story and dystopian future, creating a stand-out, morbid, entertaining spectacle.<br />
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Personally, I liked to think more about which animal I'd like to be. Can you guess? ...That's right. Hippopotamus.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-77708774561913978902016-06-02T06:16:00.000-07:002016-06-02T06:16:05.177-07:00The Critical Frog: The Jungle BookReboots are a curious thing. They can make a good series bad or a bad series good depending on the way the filmmaking dice roll,or can sometimes draw an entire generation of hate for ruining the old-school charm of a classic. And with the recent outbursts over the new Ghostbusters film, with feminists declaring war on people who have decided against seeing the film (I'm staying out of this one), I figured the only way to counter one reboot is with another. This is what led me into the theater to see the new remake of The Jungle Book- and I have to admit, I was surprised. Not only was it a newer, darker version of the classic story, but it was a well-made one.<br />
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Watching this in a theater with small children, I was admittedly humored by the reactions of the angry parents who expected it to be a simple live-action remake of the happy-go-lucky story. But, times have changed. We live in a time where people are more interested in conflict and fright. And so, as pop culture adapted, the classic story had to as well- and the best way to do that was to reinvent the jungle using the wonders of CGI.<br />
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I absolutely love the computer-generated animations in this film: every little thing is alive and humming. You can see the foliage rustling and the breath of every animal in the scene. Every character has been wonderfully redesigned to fit the modern ideals of them: Bageera the black panther takes on a more mysterious presence, Baloo the Bear now looks like a real bear, and even former whiny tiger Shere Khan has developed an intimidating presence and voice. My personal favorite change is that of the snake, Kaa (please dont look him up on Google Images), who has not only grown several feet in size, but has received gender reassignment surgery and is now voiced by the strikingly attractive Scarlet Johannson. King Louie, too, is affected by this change, and has grown from being a mere orangutan to a massive Gigantopithecus, now so large that smaller monkeys can use his shoulders as landings. Even Shere Khan, admittedly a bad villain in the original, takes on a more cunning and ruthless nature when given a touch of CGI and the incredible voice of Idris Elba.<br />
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There's a lot to enjoy in the film- from the darker new characters to the fast-paced and tense action scenes (when King Louie does get off his throne, he's a massive and imposing figure, capable of causing rockfalls with his massive size). Young mancub Mowgli (who's child actor isn't bad, honestly) uses his human instinct and trickery to emerge victorious from troublesome situations (he creates an admittedly impressive pulley system to gather honey from a cliffside beehive) on his way to follow Bageera's orders and reach the man villiage. But now that the tiger is a genuine threat, can he make it in time? And does he even want to go back? See foryourself in this dark reboot of a classic story, that captures the jungle of the original with it's own unique twists.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-65581564525457552212016-05-24T10:32:00.001-07:002016-05-24T11:31:16.593-07:00The Critical Frog: SOAC Act 4: Looking UpAfter a long delay, here's part four of the giant Smile of a Child network review! This is definitely because people enjoyed the first three, and not at all because I haven't had the chance to see any films lately and have network access for a bit.<br />
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The best way one can describe the first entry on our list is uninspired, at best. No animals have moving lips and are instead provided voice-overs that in no way match the facial expressions of the animals. Animation is choppy and constantly re-used. The musical numbers are boring and re-used. Everything about the show is re-used. Mickey the dog, his animal friends and his girl Megan do not face problems that cannot be solved with a simple song or basic apologetic statement. It's the very definition of an attention holder, and that isn't good. The goat has a nice voice, though. Pity I can barely hear it over the shrill squeaks of the blasted ferret.</div>
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It's going to sound ridiculous to some people, but back when I was a tadpole, we had a group of singing, talking, Christian vegetables to teach us about God. They were the stars of Veggietales, and they had something that most Bible kid's shows don't have nowadays: an actual sense of understanding when it comes to humor and parody (I was gonna say talking vegetables, but Aardvark to Zucchini has one too). It was a show that taught us lessons while being actually entertaining to watch, that sticks in your head even when you grow out of it (I can STILL remember the lyrics to 'The Pirates who Don't Do Anything'). But what was it that made Veggietales so good?</div>
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Hey, this one's actually a lot of fun! I didn't expect to see a decently-made puppet show on the network when I first came across it. But, after several days of watching it (it was either that or the Home Shopping Network) , I found out that not everything on the channel is awful. Some of it is only<i> slightly</i> awful.<br />
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I kid, I kid. As I've mentioned, there are a few bright spots on the network, much as any other channel has. And while Smile of a Child doesn't have shows that rival things like Adventure Time (which has quickly become one of my favorite cartoons), it does have shows like Dr. Wonder's Workshop or Pahappahooey Island that are interesting concepts or otherwise enjoyable. This one's a puppet show that reminds me of a Christian Muppet adventure, with an ongoing story, reocurring characters and some surprisingly decent humor.<br />
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The story centers around Allie (there's no proper spelling I could find, so I'm going by pronounciation here), a young girl who quickly becomes the subject of a grand adventure thanks to her discovery of a mysterious tablet. This tablet holds a key to the Lost City, which is said to contain a mystic book that can prevent Pahapahooey Island from destruction. She assembles a team of heroes to find the city and save their home. Our characters are the determined frog Captain Hobbs, greedy but good-hearted navigator Milard the penguin, short-sighted woodchuck mechanic Hacksaw, and on-board entertainer Fernando the firefly, all joining Allie for their own reasons (Fernando wants excitement and a new venue, Millard wants treasure, etc.). After discovering the lessons of the book (the Bible, of course), the group shacks up with crocodile chefs Guiseppe and his mama (Mama Mia) and their aid Wee Tyke, working hard and spreading the messages of the book whenever they can, to the delight of the island's elders.<br />
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This is actually quite a fun series; the jokes are on par (Allie, approaching the bar Hobbs hangs out at, remarks that sailors seem more dangerous when they're having fun), the lips on the puppets match up to the line reads, the songs are catchy and amusing, and even the lessons aren't too hard. The few things I do have issues with are nitpicks at best: there's a lot of buildup to the Lost City that goes nowhere (the 'traps set are literally grabby toys sticking out of the walls) , a lot of the legends leave open how they spread or were lost (Hobbs knows what the Lost City is, and is surprised that they left a marker), and the Council of Elders fades from relevance shortly after the heroes return. But those really are nitpicks for a show like this. For Bile shows, this one isn't bad at all. Its funny, entertaining, and well-made. No doubt, Pahappahooey Island is for you, and me, and he, and she, and them, and us, and...aww, forget it. (Line from the theme song)<br />
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" We're not going to make that joke. Everyone's heard it before.Your name isn't even Two Dogs Mating. You're not funny, Little Beaver."<br />
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Every Horror film nowadays needs something unique to put it above the clouded mass of typical films, and all of the most iconic in the genre are perfect examples of this. The original Psycho had one of the first horror twists and a talented actor as Norman Bates. The Saw franchise (although you could technically call it a slasher, I prefer it as horror) used low budgets, a deranged mastermind and creative death traps. The Darkness provides us with an intriguing couple of ideas, but fails to deliver in more ways than one.<br />
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The film centers on Mikey, an autistic youth- which could have some potential as a module for horror. With a character who has a mental condition, a lot of things can be done that not only play on the character's existing condition, but the reactions of those around him as they debate whether Mikey's explanations of the situation are real or just products of his imagination and issues, as well as if he unknowingly caused the events himself. A much better horror film, Occulus, did this well, having characters with mental issues making you question if the horror was real or just in the lead's twisted imagination. In this case, however, Mikey definitely caused the events, and they're definitely real.<br />
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Mikey brings home some rocks from the Grand Canyon, which causes him to act strangely- counting to 5 at seemingly random intervals, an increase in violent behavior (he attempts to kill the family cat), and the appearance of what seems to be an imaginary friend known as 'Jenny'. His behavior is followed by strange occurrences around the family- animals appear from nowhere (a snake finds its way to Grandma's house) and strange, black handprints spontaneously materialize on the walls and ceiling. Eventually, the family learns that this may be the work of five Native American spirits (Crow, Wolf, Coyote, Snake and Buffalo) that Mikey unknowingly awakened by removing the stones from their burial grounds. These spirits aren't exactly happy with the family, and it's up to them to find a way to put the spirits back to rest without losing their lives in the process.<br />
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The film finds interesting possibilities with Native American lore and an Autistic child as the main character, but is crippled by it's tendency to fall into the stereotypical aspect category of horror films. Whenever something interesting happens, it's quickly shut out by so many cliche'd moments that you don't have time to enjoy it (when the animal spirits finally do show up in beast form, they're never mentioned again, and Buffalo is nowhere to be found). What ends up happening is that the good ideas all get buried under a slog of the typical. If the film didn't rely on bad scares and strange icons to frighten, it would be something different. Sadly, The Darkness gets beaten down by the typical stereotypes and becomes just another horror come-and-go. Dirty hand prints are not scary. Random black liquid is not scary. Chanting is not scary. The Darkness is a combination of all three for the scares, and thus is a combination of...you guessed it.... not scary. Maybe the Native Americans didn't use every part of the buffalo. Maybe they left the scary parts at home.<br />
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Here's something to think about: why did the spirits decide on the name "Jenny"? You'd think Native American ghosts with animal personas would think of something more intimidating. Mikey sounds like the kid's just got an imaginary girlfriend.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-53665282815528240442016-05-13T08:49:00.001-07:002016-05-13T08:49:53.393-07:00The Critical Frog: Purple RainWith the recent passing of the musician Prince (or The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, if you're one of those people), it comes time again to break the code of reviewing recent films and discuss something that is truly a product of it's time. And, naturally, it is a film starring the late musician that we talk about today. <div>
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Purple Rain is a fictional story about the early years of Prince's fame, as a young boy with issues at home and a rivalry with a fellow club singer. He deals with problems involving the harsh nature of nightclub business, the abusive relationship between his parents (in an early scene, he rushes to stop his dad from hitting his mother, still in full show attire), and the romance and turmoil that led to the creation of 'Purple Rain', arguably one of his best songs. Starring in the film is Prince ( as 'The Kid') and his band themselves, admittedly talented actors in good roles. But here's the issue with every musician like this, and I'll do it by comparing two completely different films. Here's a synopsis for Equestria Girls 2:</div>
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We see the main character (Sunset) and the band perform. Then we see the trouble going on behind the scenes with the band, then meet the antagonists (The Sirens) who perform, and then there's a contest to prove which band is better. A huge twist in the story (band being locked under the stage) causes the band to lose faith, but have it restored by their inspiration and friends. Both sides are awesome in the competition, but the ones we like bring out a new song that levels their opponent and cements our heroes as the victors. Audience of primarily males rejoice at cameos (Lyra, Bon Bon).</div>
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We see Prince and his band perform. Then we see the trouble going on behind the scenes with Prince, them meet the antagonist (another club singer), who performs, and there's a contest to prove which band is better. A huge twist (the suicide of Prince's father) makes the artist lose faith, but has it restored by inspiration and his friends. Both sides are awesome in the competition, but Prince brings out 'Purple Rain' which levels the competition and cements him as the victor. Audience of primarily males rejoice at cameos (Ziggy Stardust, possibly Bruce Springsteen).</div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-32816653852718644012016-05-09T18:18:00.001-07:002016-05-09T18:18:30.114-07:00The Critical Frog: Captain America 3- Civil WarSuperhero films run a balance of story and action, and when done well, can open a doorway in the film to messages about the promise of power and the consequences of their actions, leading to not only better films, but better characters and plot lines to make better films. And if the film is a Marvel production, you bet that it will try to balance these.And with a series like Captain America, this can lead to some pretty awesome films.<br />
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The current reboot of Captain America has a lot going for it: not only does it play a key part in the much-loved Avengers lore, the three films in the new Cap trilogy work as great and intense standalone films. Most Marvel films are like this. But it's Captain America that really drives home the point of what exactly it is Marvel is capable of in the movie industry.<br />
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The iconic Captain America got his start after a young Steve Rogers was chosen as a canidate for a secret project to create the ultimate soldier.The serum given to him drastically raises his physical strength and speedlc A custom-made shield of the unbreakable Vibranium rounds out his ensemble, and his sidekick Bucky joins the fight. For many years, Cap was the proud defender of American rights until the untimely death of Bucky, as well as a plane crash put him in stasis until the present day. Thawed out with everyone he knew aged or gone (his former love is now old and withered), the brave captain fights the enemies of justice while struggling with being torn from history (to put it in perspective, he was frozen in WWII). It's an inspiring story of a character whose sense of right allows him to keep on despite the impossible. The second film took on this and improved it, featuring not only Cap in a struggle to defeat terrorist organizations, but a powerful enemy known as the Winter Soldier. This time, the focus is more on his adopted family (the Avengers)- but Cap still gets his fair share of the action.<br />
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After a long chain of destructive events, the United Nations decides to put a strict limit on the power of the Avengers. Called the Spokovia Accords, these papers allow the government complete control of the superhero team (except Thor and Hulk, who apparently had better things to do). But they have bigger problems than who's going to sign it and who's not. Zemo, a maniacal assassin with nothing to lose, wants revenge against the Avengers for taking everything from him. The Winter Soldier is back, and beginning a chain of terror that spreads even to the most enigmatic nations. But when the mysterious enemy has a clandestine meeting with Cap professing innocence, who's going to take what side? And will the relationship between Cap and his good friend Iron Man be severed by a simple signing of paper?<br />
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This film is a tour de force of superhero tropes: The big fights, the meaningful words, the genuine friendships formed between characters, and the masterful plots by the baddie of the week. Zemo himself is a cunning and resourceful villain with a devious plan, and the heroes who do sign the Accords are as delightful as always (Robert Downey Jr. Is the best Iron Man ever). But we all want to know: who are the contenders in the film's climactic showdown?<br />
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On one side, we've got Cappy, his winged friend Falcon, the miniscule Ant-Man, Scarlet Witch, the retired Hawkeye and the Winter Soldier himself. Iron Man's team consists of him and War Machine (his armored buddy), the android Vision, the very attractive Black Widow, the masked Black Panther making his film debut and a certain red-suited web slinger. So pick your side, see the film and let the battle begin.<br />
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Civil War takes a hard look at the consequences of collateral damage that the heroes always do to save the world, and what a man can become if he allows himself to be consumed by them. It's got a much darker tone than the rest of the Captain America films, but it really works. The only thing is...it's not a Captain America film. True, most attention is on him, but it's more of an Avengers thing with the giant hero fights and arguments. Regardless, it's a suspenseful and powerful superhero film with a balance of action and inaction.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-35295930837459961742016-05-02T09:09:00.000-07:002016-05-02T09:09:28.126-07:00The Critical Frog: KeanuIt is said that there are few bonds stronger than that of a man and his pet, that they build a foundation of friendship and love so strong one can move mountains to get to the other. And as a pet owner myself, I feel it's true: my dog Ace can say more to me by cuddling up by the fire than most people can when talking. Keanu is a film about the bond between a man and a stray kitten he finds, his cousin, and dangerous gangland drug dealing (one of these things is not like the others....).<br />
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It's needless to say that this is a comedy, pouring both intense violence and adorable kittens into the same scenes, and naturally this film is the product of a comedy group: Key and Peele, who have had much success with their comedic stylings on Comedy Central. And, upon watching this, one can see why: while the humor is crass and sometimes overdoes itself, the two have wonderful chemistry and build off of each other in a manner similar to that of Abbott and Costello (though not as effective). There's a distinctive sense of mutual respect and enjoyment from working with each other you get from seeing them, and when they do get to have fun with the roles, the results are delightful. But throw them in a serious situation and they lose quite a bit of their luster.<br />
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The plot involves two cousins- Clarence, who lives a stable if quite dull life, and Rell, a bong-hitting bachelor. Clarence goes to visit Rell, who is torn apart by his breakup with his girlfriend. Rell, however, finds a kitten at his door and proceeds to take it in, naming him Keanu. Keanu quickly becomes Rell's everything, complete with a large cat nook in the house and a picture of Rell's girlfriend affixed to the scratching post, and as such he is devastated when, returning home from a late night film, finds his home broken into... with Keanu nowhere in sight. A local tip leads them to a gang known as the Blips (members were kicked out of the Bloods and Crips), and Rell drags his unwilling cousin on an adventure to discover what happened to his beloved kitty. The two end up masquerading as two notorious criminals known as the Allentown Brothers (under the names 'Tec-Tonic' and 'Shark Tank'), and get tangled up in a web of lies, gunfights and drug lords in their attempts to bring the cat home.<br />
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The interesting thing about the film isn't entirely the relation between Rell and the cat; it's the relation between the cat and everything else. In the start of the film, Keanu's first owner (a Mexican drug king) is gunned down by the real Allentown Brothers, who take a liking to the kitten as well. Keanu somehow runs from them and ends up in Rell's neighborhood, then is taken by gangsters, and yet still somehow finds his way constantly back into Rell's arms, which of course ties him into the stories of so many other characters who want the cat as their own pet. It's a wild ride for not only Rell, but for Clarence, who must not only come to terms with violence beyond his comfort zone, but to learn how gangsters talk. Gratuitous use of a word I'm not going to say follows.<br />
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Of course, where Keanu falls short is the side plots and characters. There's a short scene about how Clarence and some of the gangsters bond and communicate over George Michael, and I would have enjoyed more scenes like that. I liked the gangsters, and wanted more of them. My personal favorite characters, the actual Allentown Brothers, have lots of bizarre aspects that I'd love to see the film expand on: they hold up in an abandoned Showbiz Pizza, never speak, are seemingly unstoppable in gunfights, and play rock-paper-scissors to determine which one gets to do the dirty deed of finishing off the last one alive. One of them even has a necklace fitted with the unmentionables of his previous victims (as one of the boys says, "Please tell me those are fingers."). I would have loved a film about these guys, or at least to know them a little better. Alas, not every aspect of the film can be good. Regardless, Keanu comes off as a gangland comedy that shows the lengths a man is willing to go for his beloved pet. Maybe it' the pet lover in me, but I had a lot of fun at the film. And, at the end, isn't that what a comedy is supposed to do?<br />
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To be clear, yes, there is a scene where the cat talks. And yes, it IS voiced by Keanu Reeves (it did take place during a high, so luckily the kitten didn't talk all the way through). Couldn't let that joke slide, huh? Kitten's cute, though.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-65563073876781791672016-04-25T17:20:00.001-07:002016-04-25T17:20:23.312-07:00The Critical Frog: Jem and the HologramsBeing home without access to a vehicle means a few bizarre things to a critic: for one, no trips to the theater to check out the latest films means you're stuck with whatever you can find for free on demand, and for another, the films you haven't seen are always located directly next to films you have seen and enjoy. When I was browsing the free film listings, Jem and the Holograms was right next to the Equestria Girls trilogy, and I was so close to just watching those and enjoying myself. Then I remembered that nobody likes it when I talk about things I enjoy, so proceeded to select Jem and the Holograms from the list. Then I realized that I probably should have gone with my gut feeling.<br />
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For those unfamiliar with 80s' television (why do I know about cartoons that came out before I was born?), Jem and the Holograms was a show by the toy company Hasbro as a way to draw attention to their respective toy and music line. It was, as expected, a massive product of it's time: the glitzy pop music of the decade and multicolored spectacles in the show must have been amusing for it's time- amusing enough to warrant an unneeded reboot so many years later, when Hasbro began to rise back into the spotlight thanks to the ever-popular Transformers and the surprise hit of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. So, why not try to bring another old show back from the grave, this time with a live-action film? After all, Hasbro does have contacts in both the live-action and music industries- Michael Bay had a hand in 'helping' make Transformers a big-budget spectacle, and they could probably talk Daniel Ingram (the head composer for My Little Pony) into bringing his talent for catchy and fun songs into the mix. But apparently the knowledge of the success of the past did not influence the future. Instead of a more intriguing choice, the production group went with John M. Chu (no relation to Pika), who's previous accomplishments include two Justin Bieber biographies (and G.I Joe: Retaliation for some reason), in the director's chair, and Nathan Lanier for musical direction (who's previous credits include a Bieber film and something called 'How My Dad Killed Dracula'). And now we begin to pick apart what makes something from the past flop in the future.<br />
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Before we start, let me begin by saying that I'm definitely not a product of the 80's, when glitz and pop had major impacts on both the fields of film and television. So, in a way, is it unfair to judge a musical film based on a musical genre you technically weren't around for? Well, I couldn't tell you. I can't even tell which decade this film wants to be from.<br />
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Let's see, we've got the glitzy pop stylings of the 80's, the dreamlike quality of the 60's, the flashy light shows of the 70's, the internet music boom of the early 2000's and the overall mediocrity of modern pop here in one giant potpourri- which, in a way, could be a cool idea, but the film's one crippling flaw is that it forgets what made each of those original decades special. It was unique because not only did the music reflect the differing tastes of generations, but the issues facing each generation- The Village People were so popular because they reflected and spoke out against discrimination based on sexuality (if you put them in nowadays, they'd seem dated as there are now plenty of differing sexualities represented in media), for example. And while it's fair to say that some musicians are reflective of everlasting themes (did the songs about first-world problems create the emos, or did the emos create the songs about first-world problems?), you can't just throw anything into a vat nowadays. With programs like Spotify and Youtube available for small, up and coming artists, the industry has opened up to so many different kinds of unique musicians and styles on the small screen before moving to the big one. But what these groups must remember is to have a sense of pacing, which this film lacks. Characters fly from one scene to another, one musical show to another without any sense of time or importance. I'm fairly certain if you took out the random Youtube clippings and pointless scenes, this film would be shorter than an episode of the old show.<br />
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Nope. Not making that reference this time. Don't care if it's my favorite song.<br />
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-78383165030472177452016-04-18T01:47:00.000-07:002016-04-18T01:47:50.931-07:00The Critical Frog: What Makes Pokemon Such a Success?Every series that gives birth to a fan community has something special that makes it leave a lasting impact on their viewers or players. This is common in not only video gaming, but TV and film as well. And most of the time, this aspect it what makes the subject work with both audiences and critics, as well as starting a trend that can influence future creators. And most of the time, these aspects can have a good impact on the makers of the generation: the multi-film crossovers of Marvel films allowed for more interaction between characters and interesting situations (DC would later attempt this with Batman V. Superman). Last year's breakout indie game hit Undertale offered a unique aspect on the typical RPG setup with lovable characters and the ability to kill or be kind to your foes, with consequences for your actions, and this touched and intrigued enough people to allow it to be labeled one of the greatest video games of all time. Even cartoons such as Adventure Time or My Little Pony can make critics and fans swoon with deep stories (in the former's case) or their direct interaction and understanding of their fanbase (I have a long-held belief that the second season and beyond of My Little Pony would be completely different if there was no Brony phenomenon). But of all the fan-attracting magnets in the history of media, one reigns supreme: the decade-spanning legacy of the Pokemon franchise. <div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-78379543141277285642016-04-07T13:27:00.004-07:002016-04-07T13:27:48.245-07:00The Critical Frog: Batman Vs. Superman- Dawn of JusticeIn the history of the world, theorists always wonder what would happen if one prominent figure from times past or present had the opportunity to battle another. Be it real or fictional warriors up to the plate, these clashes are the 'what-if' stories we all want to know the outcomes of. And as long as two characters have been around, one what-if battle has always remained in the minds of media lovers. Two beloved heroes clashing to settle who's better. I am, of course, referring to Superman Vs. Son Goku- but Batman fighting Superman is up there too.<br />
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Coming down from my Cool-Cat induced April Fools joke, we finally get the opportunity to discuss one of the most hyped films of the year, and indeed of many a superhero fan: the epic clash between the Man of Steel and the Dark Knight. A battle between the invincible alien and the man who trained his way to the top? Well, who wouldn't be excited? Er.......me.<br />
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See, here's the problem I have with this famous 'who-would-win' battle. True, you have two legendary superheroes on the field of battle. Batman and Superman themselves are pretty cool, and putting them into a fight seems like a perfect idea. But the problem comes from the fact that one of the contenders is <i>ridiculously more powerful</i> than the other. True, Batman does have the intelligence and secret weapons to wipe out nearly any threat, but on the other, this is Superman we're talking about. The guy is nearly invincible, and boasts a ridiculous array of powers that can make quick work of any of his enemies. Even if we're talking about Batman's tricky nature and massive arsenal, it's hard to say that the Bat would have a fair shot against a man who can bench-press the Moon. Supes could crush Batman in few seconds by just looking his way (especially with heat vision and frost breath). So how do you expand that short fight into a full-length feature? Apparently, by hiring Zack Snyder and taking every chance to make the scene 'edgy'.<br />
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The thing about superhero films is that there are different kinds of them for different fans. If you want something funny, you put on <i>Deadpool</i>. If you want to think during your superhero movie, then you put on <i>Captain America</i> 2 or maybe <i>The Dark Knight</i>. Want to just relax and watch some heroes smack things around? Look no further than <i>The Avengers</i>. Superman and Batman fit two different niches of the genre, however: while Superman works well in straightforward action stories where he can do what he does best (fly in and punch things), filmmakers seem to love putting him in more psychological stories where his use is debated. Instead of the world's strongest man punching and lasering his way through the enemies, we focus on questions such as "Does the planet truly NEED a Superman?" (Apparently, yes) and "Where is Superman's true place?" (Punching bad guys in the face). The dark and psychological stories are more Batman's game- but here, he's the subject of more physical combat and vigilante justice scenes. It's like a case of role reversal, but not a good one.<br />
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The strange thing about me is that I draw ideas of what I want to see the instant I view a trailer. I didn't envision seeing this film to listen to debates and court discussions. I came here to see Batman and Superman slug it out- and with so much in front of it, it was hard to see. Fusing two genres can be beneficial, but here, it sticks both superheroes face-first in a slog of unwanted stories.<br />
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1960409901462231132.post-33193232728694390622016-03-31T10:18:00.001-07:002016-03-31T10:18:32.710-07:00The Critical Frog: The Perfect FilmFrom time to time, a critic like myself must pause and think about his own ideals of film- what exactly separates standard movies from true film classics. What it is that makes something worthy of the term "Art"? I thought about this for quite a while, spending many sleepless nights thinking of the answer. But while browsing the films in my collection, I discovered one that allowed me to finally draw my conclusion. Was it 'Blade Runner'? 'The Shawshank Redemption'? My treasured copy of 'V for Vendetta'? Perhaps the universally loved 'Citizen Kane'? Close, my friends, but no cigar. The film that finally enlightened me is none other than the glorious feature film 'Cool Cat Saves The Kids'.<br />
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What exactly makes a film like this work? A better question would be what doesn't work in this glorious display. Who could possibly compete with the acting talents of Derek Savage, Cool Cat and a definitely not drunk Erik Estrada? Is there any plot arc as powerful as Cool Cat's struggle with cyberbullies in his dreams and reality? And is there any other song as emotionally and musically powerful as "The Cool Cat Boogie"? Certainly not "Feathery Wings", that's for sure. My readers, there is no need to say anything more. With this film, we move forward into a new era of film. An era where there is no need for critics. As we ascend into the future, I vanish with the true belief of enlightenment in my grasp. Thank you, Cool Cat. You have started the wave of change. The wave of rebellion. The dawn has come, and it's name is Cool Cat.Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03595451076823866583noreply@blogger.com0