Friday, December 29, 2017

The Critical Frog: Star Wars- The Last Jedi (Spoilers)

I've been away from the theater, and likewise blogging for a while due to my college experience calling for less general amusement and more nose-to-the-grindstone work, especially given my current situation. But as I've been reminded, it's not exactly a good idea to apply for a job without any credibility. So, for the sake of experience and writing bases, the blog is back open. Expect posts...whenever I see a film.

Kicking off the glorious return is a film that had a lot of hype behind it, and for obvious reasons: the public is always happy to see a new Star Wars film. The series has grown such a phenomenal amount from its beginnings and has become a global powerhouse with its legacy as one of the greatest series of films ever written. I'm fairly convinced you could just make an hour and thirty minutes of Wookiee screaming and it would be a blockbuster hit (nevermind, that one didn't turn out so well) with how popular the franchise is. And why wouldn't something like Star Wars be? With memorable characters, an engaging story and a fantastic score, it's no wonder the series has stood the test of time. And now with the acquisition of Lucasarts by Disney, it's free to continue its ventures into a galaxy far, far away so long as they are profitable. So what did people think of the newest addition to one of the greatest sagas ever told?

Let's just say some people don't take change well.

We can talk about a lot of things that people complain about regarding the newer Star Wars movies. The somewhat bland and self-insert-like main characters, the somewhat recycled story, and most notably, the newer films having the audacity to kill off the heroes of the classics. But I have NEVER seen a Star Wars film so split down the middle opinion-wise as The Last Jedi. Where do I begin?

In this film, now that main character and up-and-coming Jedi Rey has located and made contact with the legendary hero Luke Skywalker, she attempts to coerce him to train her and rejoin the rebellion in order to defeat his former pupil (Edward Lightsaberhands) while the remaining Rebel alliance faces trouble after a First Order trap leaves the command structure in turmoil (Princess Leia has been rendered unconscious, and Admiral Ackbar has been killed by, ironically, the trap). The rebels are facing a problem on two fronts- not only are the First Order ships somehow able to track them through lightspeed and pin them down under constant fire, but their light of hope Luke seems to have no intention of training the young Jedi who sought his help. The Rebels are running out of fuel and manpower, with the First Order closing in.

At the same time, Finn the Stormtrooper wakes up from the injuries he endured in The Force Awakens, and is stopped from finding Rey by the pinning down of the Rebel fleet. After learning from Rebel mechanic Rose that there is a tracker on the ship of the First Order's leader, the two seek a way to disable it and allow the Rebels to escape safely. But both the plans of Rey and Finn may hit  a grinding halt due to the interventions of the First Order- especially Rey, who finds herself telepathically linked to villainous Jedi Kylo Ren (Ben Solo). He seeks to convert her to to the dark side at any cost- even if it means destroying everything to get to her (and being shirtless). These plot lines come together on the ship of Supreme Leader Snoke- the big boss of the First Order- in a battle to protect what is left of the Rebels, and indeed the last shards of hope in the galaxy. Is it true what Kylo Ren says? Is it time for the past- including the Jedi religion- to die? And if so, who will die with it?

On the surface, there's a lot to like about this film: Luke Skywalker as a jaded old man, lightsaber battles, epic spaceship combat, and the return of some fan favorite characters are all mixed with the wonderful scenery and score one comes to expect from a Star Wars film- that's something that not even the worst of the films have been able to fully mess up. And yeah: it's still Star Wars at its heart, which is never a really bad thing. But the problems come when you look at a lot of the newer aspects- specifically, the side plots and new characters. I'm talking mainly about one character in particular that really drives home a few of the issues in the newer series: Rose.

Engineer Rose (I don't remember her last name, so let's go with Quartz) represents one of the things I find most irritating about art: the Mary Sue in a pure form. It kind of reminds me of a fanfiction story. She's got every trope on the list- she appeared in The Force Awakens for a brief moment, but suddenly gets thrust into a starring role, has a romantic moment with a main character, is supposedly extremely talented, has a sad backstory, survives a deadly situation, etc. While it's not a horrible version of the trope, it's certainly an obvious one. But the real problem I have with Rose is this- her subplot seems to go nowhere.

The subplot is one of the huge problems with the film- about Finn and Rose needing to disable the tracker on Snoke's ship. Fine and dandy, but they never actually get to that- they're stopped and almost executed- so in reality, there isn't much reason for her to be there- it's Finn who takes out all the enemies and manuvers them around the ship. If he's doing so much already, why not have Finn, a former trooper on the ship, be able to disable the tracker? Or better yet, bring along a droid- you certainly have one to spare. Not only that, but Rose and Finn partake in destroying a planetary paradise for the high-class spaceman (which is supposed to be for arms dealers) in order to escape. And they don't go silently- they tear through the casino, crash through the houses, and utterly wreck the place- for no other reason than, I guess, "Screw the 1%". In fact, they denote more time to them wrecking the upper class than actually disabling the tracker. And all that means absolutely nothing- they're saved by the Rebels anyway, and Rose later almost kills herself while trying to stop Finn from destroying a First Order gun (that gun would later proceed to break the last line of defense the Rebels had). It's a useless plot, and something that ruins most of the film with its pointlessness. Other aspects (like the Porgs, those space penguin things they ham up in the trailer) really don't serve much purpose (the Porgs are only in the first half of the film and the very end, and mostly just scream), and some of the main stories are just a bit silly (I have no idea why Rey and Kylo are connected). The stories are the big issue here, and a lot of the plot twists are frustrating.

But once again, it's the action that saves The Last Jedi from entering prequel territory. There's a lot of great stuff on display here- from a tag-team lightsaber battle against Snoke's elite guards to an impressive display of a ship being bisected by a lightspeed charge. The ship battles and even the finale are orchestrated beautifully, and even the destruction of the high-class area is shown with a high-speed chase. The action sequences bring a lot to the film- and much like any Star Wars, they're the highlight.

Overall Rating: 6.5/7 out of 10

Yes, it's a Star Wars film. But there's a lot of things that slow it down.The great action and tense scenes are balanced out with slow and at times irritating scenes- it's like The Empire Strikes Back on one side and The Phantom Menace on the other. Half the time you have these great sequences, but the other half is boring exposition and characters that are hard to grow attatched to. It's definitely not the worst Star Wars (The Phantom Menace is still a thing), but it's not the best. If you like Star Wars, you'll probably like this one too. My advice? Watch the Jedi training, Rebel scenes and finale. Skip over Finn and Rose- just assume it didn't work and move on.

Sunday, July 9, 2017

The Critical Frog: SOAC Act 5: BugCarpolypse

As I'm currently in Colorado, it's time for another Smile of a Child TV network review! It seems like the network has made some changes since the last time around- not only is it sporting a new logo, but it seems to have slowed down or even ceased airing some shows: it looks like some of the bad shows that I discussed in my past reviews are either being shown less or not at all ("Ewe Know" has been completely scrapped in favor of public domain with "Lassie" reruns). It looks like the network may start to be improving over time- but there are still a few themes to cover before we can leave the channel alone for a while.

Hermie and Friends/Carlos Caterpillar/Bugtime Adventures
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One of the main themes of the cartoons I see on this network (aside from freaking rocks- seriously, what was up with RocKids TV?) happen to be bug-related cartoons. There's about three on the small network that has few shows already. What is peculiar about each of these shows isn't their themes- all of which generally deal with being a good person-but the differing styles of animation. While both Hermie and Friends and The Adventures of Carlos Caterpillar are made with 3D Rendering, the best of the three (Bugtime Adventures) is animated in typical 2-d style like an old Winnie the Pooh cartoon. While these shows are very similar in tone and theme (with insects learning lessons about life and at times facing problems), it's the design choices and voice acting that sets Hermie and Friends above Carlos: the cast includes voices such as Tim Conway and Don Knotts, but the animation is so stilted that it ends up delving into the uncanny valley. There isn't really much to talk about with these three, though- they're all generally the same with mild differences in the animation and tone. If I had to pick one, I'd say that Bugtime is the best of the three as its designs work well and it's characters are strong- but otherwise, they're run-of-the-mill time fillers.

Bugtime Adventures- 4/5, Hermie and Friends/Carlos Caterpillar- 3/5

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Auto B. Good/Monster Truck Adventures/The Big Garage
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Here's another trend with some of the shows on the Smile network: anthropomorphic cars. Much like the insect shows, these three are relatively the same as well- little cars learning lessons about life, racing and being a good sport. While the likes of Auto B. Good and Monster Truck Adventures aren't anything to write home about, The Big Garage has one thing that sets it apart: it's claymation-style animation. This would be nice if the cars didn't look like horrific human/car monstrosities, but hey, take what you can get. They're definitely time slot fillers, but they're not awful, at least not by the network's standards.

3/5 Each
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The Story Keepers Revisited
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When I first talked about this show, I didn't go into too many details as I hadn't seen much of it. But seeing the surprisingly good ratings of the show, I decided to give it another shot. And, to be fair, my opinions on a show change the more I watch it (except Little Buds, that still needs to burn), for better or worse. Looking back on Story Keepers, It definitely doesn't have the humor and charm of Veggietales, but does provide an interesting contrast to the rest of the shows on the network in its sense of danger and  history.

The story goes that three children have fled from their city after Emperor Nero's holy war on Christians, where they are taken into hiding by a kind baker named Ben and his wife. From there it is revealed that they are part of the Story Keepers, a hidden underground network of people ranging from commoners to one of Nero's most trusted advisors, who are tasked with helping Christians escape persecution at the hands of Nero and ensure them safe passage to better lives. While doing this they tell stories from the New Testament in order to inspire and encourage their fellow believers with the stories of Jesus and the messages behind them. Unfortunately this puts them in the path of Nero's chief general Nihilus, who schemes to bring them to Nero for execution.

While the premise is interesting (sort of like an Underground Railroad story for kids) and the characters are fun to watch (Ben never gives up despite horrid circumstances, and it's great to watch him come out on top), i will say that the seriousness of the situation can lead to some legitimately dark moments, which even for these Bible shows are rare. Even though there's no blood, characters will be stabbed or harmed on screen, and some end up dying (again on screen). The show pulls no punches in showing what happened in those times: there is discussion of feeding Christians to lions, trapping them in caged holes in the ground to wait until execution, and poor Ben even nearly gets CRUCIFIED in the finale (it also shows JC's crucifixion, only blocking out the driving of the nails).

While this is of course mortifying to an older audience that such things would be in a cartoon, the writers of this series understand that if you're going to talk about the Bible, you need to talk about all of it. The good is mixed in with the bad, and to find out why some of these stories are the way they are, you have to understand both the dark parts and the light parts to get why the stories are still told, and how the tales of Jesus overcoming adversity give hope to the refugees. I'd be lying if I said I didn't learn a few bible stories from this show. It's nice to see a Bible cartoon discuss both the good and bad things done by the religion, and it's a refreshing change of pace from the typical overly happy attitude of the network. Definitely give Story Keepers a watch if you're into religious cartoons.

5/5

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Thursday, June 8, 2017

The Critical Frog: Captain Underpants

There are times when a critic has to ask a simple question of a film. This question can be good or bad depending on the context, and either open things to discussion or point out how ridiculous something seems. This question, of course, is "Why?"This is a question I asked myself many times during this movie. I questioned the motivations, the characters, the plot and the action. But the one I had the most trouble answering was perhaps the most simple answer of all.

The question I had asked was, "Why is this film so good?"

Captain Underpants seemed doomed to fail the moment the trailer hit the big screen: the combination of toilet humor, dirty jokes, and ridiculous situations is a relatively run-of-the-mill plot for comedies, and with such an absurd title and plot, one would think to write it off as a standard-issue way to occupy your kid for an hour and a half with subpar jokes and no novelties other than the trademark hero and his hijinks. But, against all odds, the film managed to get a set of good comic actors, a simple yet effective plot, and lots of surprisingly well-made wisecracks. It's amazing what a film can do with proper direction. It can turn a ridiculous idea into something truly unique (that's what makes films like Kung Fu Panda, and indeed Captain Underpants, so great).

Our main characters, elementary schoolers George and Harold, are two young students who like to pull pranks and draw comics in an effort to make other students- and themselves- laugh amidst the depressing atmosphere of their school. Their greatest creation: Captain Underpants, a superhero who wears nothing but his white cotton briefs and a red speckled cape ("Most superheroes LOOK like they're flying around in their underwear. This guy actually is!") and fights villains with his battle cry of "Tra-La-Laaaa!". Unfortunately, their laugh-inducing pranks and comics result in them catching the attention of their principal Mr. Krupp, who threatens to separate the two.

After their sabotage of an invention is caught on a spy camera (courtesy of Melvin Sneedly, the school suck-up), Krupp has all the evidence he needs to place George and Harold into separate classes, which they believe will force their friendship apart. In a desperate attempt to stop this, the two boys use the powers of a cereal box hypno-ring to distract Krupp- but, much to the surprise of the two, the ring actually works, and Mr. Krupp obeys their every whim. They quickly decide to make him believe he is Captain Underpants as a gesture of humor- which quickly spirals out of control when the now-nearly-naked superhero jumps out the window to go fight crime. Their greatest creation becomes their greatest problem. But maybe there's another looming around the corner- perhaps in the form of the new suspicious-looking science teacher Professor P.

Most of the film is what you'd expect from something with a name like Captain Underpants: the silly superhero runs around attempting to battle injustice (I.E a mime trapped in an invisible box or a marauding inflatable monster) while at the same time maintaining his secret identity of formerly grumpy principal Mr. Krupp. The Captain bungles his way through situations that leave George and Harold racing to calm him down before he causes any damage. But there's a lot of humor and heart in the film, and a lot of it stems from the boys and the captain himself: the boys do display a genuine comradery and enjoyment from being with each other, and they do believe that the jokes they make are for good purposes (Laughter is the best medicine, after all). The Captain as well, honestly believing that he is helping people,makes some of the situations even more amusing.

A lot of what makes this film work is how well the toilet humor is handled, and to be honest, it's a bit of a lighter hand than one would expect. Sure, the film has it's fair share of dirty and sometimes even adult jokes, but they aren't all over the place- and when they are made, it's by those you'd expect to make them (Captain Underpants is, after all, being made by elementary schoolers). Most of the humor comes from in-jokes to animation and fourth wall breaks, including references to the original books (the page-flipping action feature Flip-O-Rama from the books makes an appearance), and it's these little touches that make the film shine. It strikes a good balance between being self-aware of the ridiculousness of the idea and simply embracing the madness. Interestingly, the film consists of more than CGI animation: there are several different segments utilizing 2D animation, page-flipping, and even sock puppets for some cute cutaway segments. It's got a strong sense of humor about itself, which is something most comedy films struggle to do.

If you're not a fan of the books or just find watching a fat bald man in underoos jump buildings (they originally wanted Chris Farley for the role), then this may not be for you. However, if you like the idea or just want a good laugh, then I'd say it;s worth a look. Put on your cape and your favorite pair of briefs (everyone has one, dont lie) and check it out.

OVERALL RATING: 8/10

There's a lot to like in this film: the good-natured ribbing. The references to the original. The song by the legendary Weird Al Yankovic in the credits (this actually came from a reference in the first book, where the boys were accused of hijacking the intercom system to play Weird Al for six hours straight). It's a good film for a good man. Three cheers for our defender of Truth, Justice, and All That is Pre-Shrunk And Cottony.




Monday, June 5, 2017

The Critical Frog: Wonder Woman

There are times in film history where we encounter a character done so well that we would rather see their story than the one in the film they come from. Such is the case of characters like Loki from the cinematic Marvel universe (how did he go from falling through space at the end of Thor to leading an evil alien army in The Avengers?) or the T-Rex from The Good Dinosaur who supposedly drowned a crocodile in his own blood (which sounds way cooler than anything in The Good Dinosaur), who often become bright spots of already bright or even bad films. Wonder Woman took the bright spot of what was otherwise a slow, uneventful film (The less we talk about that, the better), not only in her theater appearance and personality as the sword-swinging wrecker of Doomsday's s**t, but in the casting of the actress herself.

It figures that you need someone hardcore to play someone hardcore. It's what makes actors like Samuel L. Jackson or Dwayne Johnson perfect for the roles that they are given. Gal Gadot joins this collection as a woman with a very impressive history- one perfect to play Wonder Woman herself. This former instructor from the Israeli Defense Force kicks butt both in real life and on the big screen as the modern Wonder Woman.

From the ancient Paradise Island of the Amazons comes Diana, their princess and mightiest warrior, who's life of peace comes to an end once a crashed pilot and later a platoon of soldiers find their way through the magical barrier to the island. It turns out that the ancient legends of war god Ares may be true, as the people in the outside world seem to be caught in a massive, neverending war- a world war, if you will. Diana sees this as Ares's doing, and seeks to leave with the pilot (Steve Trevor, who you may know as Captain Kirk) in order to find and slay him in order to bring peace to the world. She suspects the current leader of the German forces, General Ludendorff,

But it turns out there's more than one problem happening in the world: Steve has information that must get to the British generals before they can head out to the war. It turns out that Ludendorff has a deadly ally in Dr. Maru (known as Dr. Poison to the allies), a chemist who is in the process of developing a powerful weaponized gas that could spell doom for the allied forces. Diana and Steve form a ragtag group of allies to help them (actor Sameer, sniper Charley, explosives expert The Chief
and secretary Etta Candy), and head out to stop the production of Maru's gas as well as kill who Diana believes is Ares, which (in her eyes) will immediately end all wars. But is it really the fault of a god that hasn't been seen in centuries? And more importantly, how will Diana deal with society?

It's interesting to see the conflicting ideals in this film: an Amazon's pride and duty to defend all mixed with the belief that not all can be saved during war, and that casualties are common. Still, Diana fights through the battlefields of World War 1 armed with a sword and shield on her quest, plowing through the German soldiers.

Wonder Woman finally breaks the trend of DC films being awful lately: it's not perfect, sure, but it's still a strong film. Gal Gadot brings dignity and power to the role, the action is great, and the serious moments about war are very poetically done. Perhaps with Wonder Woman and the upcoming Justice League not being directed by Zack Snyder, DC may hit form again.

8/10