Things noticed during recent games of Civilization 5 and it's expansion:
-You can not be rational and pious at the same time
- The entire population of a city has no objection to the city being renamed "Asscheeks"
- It is possible to develop heavy machinery before the ability to make clay pots
- The nations of Scotland and India are located right next to each other
- Abraham Lincoln and Adolph Hitler can be allies
- The Great Wall Of China was constructed in Egypt,
- Nuclear Submarines can only attack other ships despite carrying missiles
- Your allies can declare war on you for no apparent reason
- Ghandi, despite being a pacifist in real life, is the game's biggest jerk/user of nuclear weaponry
- Ramses the second lived for over 3000 years
- Germany's Cultural victory, sadly, does not include the "German Dance" from South Park
- Much to my dismay, Colorado was not one of the default city names for America
- Egypt is also famous for the Statue of Liberty and Christo Redentor (the big statue of Jesus in Rio)
- Oxford University is impossible to construct if every city in a nation does not have a University
- In the modern era, it is impossible to build a military academy without stone walls that are obsolete with the invention of dynamite anyways
- After Nuclear Fission, there is absolutely nothing anybody else can create that is new or special- you must endlessly research Future Tech
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